The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

"Why hello there! You've reached the voicemail of Captain Hazama. Unfortunately I can't come to the phone right now, very busy man, you see, but if you leave a message I'll probably get back to you! No promises, though."

[Please specify the message's date, as well as if the message is video or audio before you post. Also feel free to have you character just visit Hazama in "his" apartment, though please specify that as well.]